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[brynwieldr]

Remember him now, I take it?

My father made me take him on.

[deniles]

To watch the world burn?

[brynwieldr]

More likely to make me die from stress. He's loyal and a very good retainer, but dear *gods*.

And before you ask, I had a good ten minutes of 'what the fuck' to work through when I was told the name of the god I am taking the place of.

[deniles]

Oh no, I figured you did already.

Also, he really is always that loud, isn't he? Ever considered shutting his mouth with magic? Or a tree?

[brynwieldr]

He was a dark mage. Any spells I could do he could easily figure out how to counter.

[deniles]

Mages are a particularly bothersome bunch.

No offense.

[brynwieldr]

None taken, because it's true. Curses are extremely easy to abuse.

[deniles]

I am quite fond of causing people to curse.

[brynwieldr]

Niles, I know you remember the time I cursed you to speak only in Old Nohrian.

[deniles]

I'm pretending that didn't happen.

[brynwieldr]

And the time I cursed your pants to stick to you if you tried to take them off for anything other than relieving yourself.

[deniles]

Ah, but you do remember the one curse I did perfect, yes? The screaming book curse.

[brynwieldr]

Which got you cursed with the "cannot tell a lie" curse for six hours until my sister made me take it off because you were making people cry and not in the way you usually did.

[deniles]

That's unfair, I almost never tell a lie to begin with.

[brynwieldr]

Yes but it didn't allow you to tell even half-lies or sarcastic ones.

[deniles]

To be fair, I don't remember who I was telling the full truth to. Except the ones I did to Odin and Camilla.

Not having full memories sucks.

[brynwieldr]

It does. I'm glad you remember what you do, though. I have my best friend back, after all.

[deniles]

Well so long as you're happy.

But I am too.

[brynwieldr]

[Gods, he's glad to have Niles.]

And Niles?

[deniles]

Yes, milord?

[brynwieldr]

If Odin ever shows up here as my shinki, you are not allowed to torment him with any information you may have about him and pretend you're psychic.

If he shows up here as a someone else's shinki, just try to keep the panicking to a minimum.

[deniles]

You know, it's cruel for you to say that to me.

I have far better ways to torment him now that I know who he is.

[brynwieldr]

Which is why I'm only limiting that way.

Besides, your other methods are much more entertaining.

[deniles]

What can I say? I am talented, after all.